Captain America: Civil War – Whose Side Are You On?

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You’re welcome, Marvel.

As of the time this post went live, Captain America: Civil War had garnered the 5th best domestic opening ever, surpassed $200 million at the domestic box office, and posted over $700 million in worldwide ticket sales. Having seen the film twice on opening weekend, I feel confident in taking partial credit for the overwhelming success the film has already experienced, not to mention the millions the film is sure to reap as a result of my review. Just make the resulting thank you card and accompanying reward out to ‘Cash,’ Marvel.

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Ant-Man: Is It Too Late To Change The Name?

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What is this, a movie for ants?

Of all the size jokes I could have made – and many have been made since the film’s release – this seemed most apropos.

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Yes, I am fully aware that this film came out roughly two years ago. And, yes, I saw it at that time. BUT, I completely forgot that I had written a review for it and recently rediscovered the file. As a film I thoroughly enjoyed, I figured it’d be okay to share it 100 weeks late.

Lerman brings to life one of literature’s most complex teens.

For most teenagers, high school’s a tough enough place even when you have things pretty well figured out. But when you’re awkward, quiet, and frequently emotional for reasons you can’t understand, it’s downright painful.

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