As of the time this post went live, Captain America: Civil War had garnered the 5th best domestic opening ever, surpassed $200 million at the domestic box office, and posted over $700 million in worldwide ticket sales. Having seen the film twice on opening weekend, I feel confident in taking partial credit for the overwhelming success the film has already experienced, not to mention the millions the film is sure to reap as a result of my review. Just make the resulting thank you card and accompanying reward out to ‘Cash,’ Marvel.
No, this is not a review. Today I decided to have some frivolous fun and try to come up with new tag lines for a variety of films. Most of my proposed lines are original, but some are bits of dialogue that I think could have been used quite nicely. (The line in quotation marks next to the title is the tag line that was actually used.)